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Gestatten, my name is Horst oder Where Miss Oksana? Where Miss Elvijra?
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 Uzbekistan Professional Futbol Ligasi Season 44 start with good news and bad news for Bernd W.
Good news first: "Bernd W. is trainer of Lokomotiv Tashkent!"
Bernd not want to talk much about deal of becoming trainer of Lokomotiv.
Only so much: it was hard discussion with President of Futbol Ligasi and other stake holders of Ligasi: Mr. Bananenbieger who now is ex-trainer of Lokomotiv. Mr. Tor-Stan who was Champion of Futbol Ligasi and therefore suddenly very important person in Uzbekistan - but now he suddenly is Ex-Champion and Ex-important person of Uzbekistan. Mr. Pepeke also wanted participate in deal but President of Professional Futbol Ligasi say: "Pepeke Khan? This guy made fake of me ! Never !" Last but not least, Miss Elvijra and Oksana also have played key role in discussion.
Discussions were very civilized in typical Uzkistan way. In the end trainer of Uzbekistan Champion Mr. Tor-Stan (vulgo Thorsten with UAE money) decide to leave Uzbekistan for desert |
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(back to UAE who have more money than sand). And Mr. Bananenbieger, ex-Lokomotiv-driver, also leave into desert (Notabene: no traines in UAE!). Too complicated for explanation of all details of this deal.
But now Bernd Trainer of Lokomotiv Tashkent. This Good news.
Now Bad News:
Bernd W. want to celebrate new job in Charoshi-Phiki-Bar with Miss Oksana and Miss Elvijra and other friends from Ligasi-Kartell. Bernd W. about to order round of 50 Vodka-Redbullshit for drinking bottom up. But no Miss Elvijra here. No Miss Oksana here. Instead of experienced bar-women a strange guy, who looking like Eurovision Song Contest singer, come to table and saying very friendly: "gestatten, my name is Horst - what you would like to drink?"
Bernd look at him: "Where Miss Oksana? - where Miss Elvijra?"
Horst says friendly: "I'm sorry I don't know, but some people say they may have left to the desert..."
This bad news!
But last word not spoken. Bernd pramis. |
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14.08.2026 12:57 -
Bernd W. -
Lokomotiv Tashkent
(0.3 TK)
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August 26 
