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Autumn in Uzbekistan is very beautiful. Thousand shades of GREY make Uzbekistan a colourful country and Uzbeki people chappy. Only Direktar Sport Bernd W. is a bit unchappy. His Lokomotiv not yet on full speed.
Bernd says: “I not want speak about football at the moment.
But I want to tell I very impressed about modern industry in Uzbekistan: Because yesterday I lie on couch like fat and lazy Amerikan. I watching TV about modern Uzbekistan. I see biggest firms in industrial zone of Tashkent. I learn a lot.
For example: I learn that Uzbekistan chas own Ministry for 'Sex and Industry'. On TV I see Uzbeki 'Minister for Sex and |
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Industry', Missis Olga Blasmanova, speaking: "Uzbekistan is world number 1 praducer of penis-enlargement-pill"…I must say: I very impressed cha cha cha...then TV shows big company what is using strong animals of Uzbeki Taiga for praducing pill. Expert on TV says semen from Uzbeki Ox and Karakul sheep make best pill for penis-enlargement. Then Minister for 'Sex and Industry' says: "Uzbeki product are sold in very modern way on internet: Can order on www.uzbe-dick-istan.uz". Missis Blasmanova also say biggest market for Uzbeki pills is China and Germany…cha cha cha. I very impressed. This good country. I chappy to be here. Thank you.” |
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25.10.2011 10:17 -
Bernd W. -
Lokomotiv Tashkent
(0.3 TK)
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April 26 
